These guys are just weird

And not in a fun way

Can I get that in writing?

This week in real quotes:

• “I’m not going to call this as a prediction, but in my opinion, the Jewish people would have a lot to do with a loss…” — Trump speaking at a purported antisemitism event. Man, this guy kvetches nonstop.

• “I’m a black NAZI!” — North Carolina GOP candidate for governor. Technically this one was a decade ago…