Your 2023 Anxiety Wrapped

Just what you need, all your bad thoughts in one place!

Your hypochondria this year was off the charts! Regular hits included:

1. Is this a heart attack?

2. Are you sure it isn’t a heart attack?

3. Okay, now I definitely think this is a heart attack!

4. Oh, I may have eaten too much spicy hummus.

5. I will forget this happened and eat it again tomorrow.

Still single, huh? We noticed. Your brain was regularly streaming:

1. The really…